Business decided we need to "move to the cloud". We need to "move forward with our digital transformation journey". We need to "do DevOps". But it is not that easy, is it? Who should I blame for this? The cloud? Agile gurus? Developers? Product people? Security people? The CTO? Everyone? And eventually, who should I blame for the buzzword bingo? This talk will walk you through the steps you might or might not end up taking and rant about it all.